Showing posts with label Funny Sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Sms. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 04, 2011

Funny Sms


Wanted' revised...
Salman- ek bar jo mene commitment kar di uske bad to mai...
Sirf Rajnikant ki hi sunta hu


Teacher : Jis Aadmi Ke Dono Hath Na Ho Use Hindi Aur English Me Kya Kahenge?
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Santa: Hindi Me THAKUR Aur English Me HANDS FREE..!


Funny fact of all indians..
Humko koi cheez saaf bhi karni ho,
Tab bhi, kapda ganda hi mangte hai.
Funny but true


Best message from the Traffic department of India :
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"Donate blood..
but,
not on Road..!!


Jab mein chota bacha tha bari sharartaon krta tha
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.ab b waisa hi hun..:


SANTA:Meri BV Bahut Busy Rehti Hai
BANTA:Wo Kaise ?
SANTA:Monday to Friday
Ekta Kapoor K Serial Me.
aur
Sat-Sunday Meri Galti NikalneMe.


Teacher: Tell me an example of a creature which can live on water as well as the land
GOLU: Frog
Teacher: Another example.
GOLU: Another frog


A boy named "CURLY"
Was sitting in the TOILET for
POTTY
His mother called by his name
"BETA CURLY"
Son- nhi mom abhi to latak rahi ha


SACHI MOHABBAT KO BHOOOL JAANE KA AASAAAN TAREEQAAA........
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KISI AUR SE SACHI MOHABBAT KARO


DRINKS
D:Delicious after 1 peg
R:Romantic after 2 peg
I:Interesting after 3 peg
N:Naughty after 4 peg
K:King after 5peg
S:Satyanash after 6peg

Son 2 His Mom:
Mom You Know Na I Love You Alo0ot
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But
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Sorry Mama I Can't Accept Your
Friend Request On Facebook!!


Husband:tv k samne baith k ro rha tha
Wife:tm kon sa serial dekh rahe ho jo itna ro rahe ho...
Husband:ye serial nai hai,hamari shadi ki cd h.


What We Get After Watching The Film Bodyguard
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A New Ringtone



Bank Manager: Hm Aapko Bina Interst K Loan Denge.
Santa: Oji Dena H To Thoda Haste-Hast e Do na.
Agar Dene Me Interst Nhi H, To Mat Do.!


Santa Bank Lutne Gya
Gun dikha k paisa loot liya
Par uske hath kuch nhi aya
Q?
Paise usne Manager ko diye aur kaha:
Mere A/c me daal de


SERIOUS MSG
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Jivan me 1 baat yaad RAKHNA
Aansu PONCHHNE wale bahut milenge
BUT
Naak PONCHNE wala koi nahi milega
SO hamesha RUMAL sath rakhna


Aaj Jab Mene Usko Mere Bina Itna Khush Dekha To Ye Ehsaas Huwa"
Ae"DoStO
Kamini Aur Kitno ko fasayegi..)



Techr:-Batao ki cLass me Ladai Q Nhi Karni chahiye?
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Santa:-"Sir O Esliye K Kya Pata Exam Me Usi K Piche Apna Numbr Aa Jaye"


Once a guy updated his status-"Im gonna sleep shirtless tonite"
Aftr Sumtym-
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17 mosquitos Liked his status ;


'Wanted' revised...
Salman- ek bar jo mene commitment kar di uske bad to mai...
Sirf Rajnikant ki hi sunta hu

Whats The Difference Between 100 Rupee Note & A 5 Rupee Coin.
95 Rupees !
Moral: Itna Intelligent Ban'ne Ki Zarorat Nai Hy...!!


According To A Recent Study
Cats: Meow!
Dogs: Bhow!
Ducks: Quack!
Lions: Roar!
Cow: M0oo!
Girls: Awwwwwwwwww! .


"Munni Aur Sheela"
Dance Karen To Ye Haseena'on Ki Ada. .
Aur!
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MAIN Karn To
"SALA Character Dhela Hy!


GOLU ko tez car chalane ki adat thi
1din baap se-MereSahi Salamat pauchneKi dua krna
Baap-Ha,Lekin yad Rkhna meri dua ki Sped 40km se jyada nai H


Paagal honay ka tariqa :
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Sadqey jaoun
kitna shoq hai paagal honay ka
Pehlay konsi kami ha


1bar GOLU ne car se 4 logo ko daba diya.
Judge-tmne Drink b ni ki thi
Fir b ye Q kiya?
G- sir IDEA walo ne kha tha ki Caller tune k liye 4 dabaye


Once Rajnikant Appeared In Exams Of C.A...
Guess What Happened ??
Failed !!
Beta Ye C.A Ha Rajni Ho Ya Gajni, Sbki Ha Bajni..


THAPPAD Se Dar Nhe Lagta Sahab
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MACHAR Se Lgta Hy. :-D


Film B0dygUard Dekh Kr Andaza Huwa
K Larka Sharif Ho To GF K 7
Us Ki Friend Bhi Milti H
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<)) 0ye Aj Se Me
_/\_ Shareef Hogya Hu


''SUKH"
Tumhe utna
hi milega
jitna Tumne
Punya kiya hoga
leqin
"SHANTI"
Utni hi milegi jitni
Gharwali ki
ichchha hogi..


Pappu: I Need Salary Increment.
3 Other Companies Are After Me.
Boss: Really..?Which Three?
Pappu: Electricity,
Telephone
&Credit Card.


Santa frnd was dead
Banta came to his house & asked: did body come?
tat time ambulance came
T:wow body came 100 yrs life 4 him..!!:P
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Tchr:Correct d sentence,"A bull & a cow is grazing in d field"
Stdnt:"A cow & a bull is grazing in d field"
Tchr:How?
Stdnt:'Ladies first':P


A Classy One.
She Said,
'I LOVE U..'
I Said
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Oh my god..
'I love Me too'! :p ;)
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santa: every one open their mouth on seeing my wife.
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banta: why? is she so beautiful?
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santa: no she is a dentist..:D
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Its possible 2 say i Love u to a girl by giving Rose
but.
it's not possible to
say have a happy period
by giving Whisper.
Hav Guts??


Diff b/w School n College
During school if u were late,U had 2 sit at d last bench :(
But,In College,if U r late u hav 2 sit on 1st bench :D


2day is death anniversary of superman
so in his honour,& memory plz wear a red underwear on ur clothes & fly around ur room in silence 4a minute


Crazy peoples:
An Unmaried Man Wrote his Status on facebook as:
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" Wanted wife "
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2 Girls liked it
& 140 Men Commentd
"Take Mine":P


Fact:
Sardarji_Jokes & JokesBlog
are only groups in Google Channels Providing You Exclusive JOKES
That too in English Only (No regional Lang)



A man goes 2 a chinese restaurant
& puts his finger
on d last of menu:Bring dis
Waiter:Oh! u can't get it
coz he is d owner of restaurnt!!
Height of Coolness:
Lecturer To Student: Why r U Talkng In The Class?
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Student: Sir, Monthly SMS BALANCE is Over..!!


A Lady Went Into Bank To Withdraw Money
Clerk- Can U Identify Urself
Lady Took Out Mirror From Her Bag, n Looked n Say
Yaa. It's Me, All Ryt


What Is The Difference
Between A Lawyer & A Liar.. ??
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The Pronunciation &
The Spelling..!!! ;-) :-P :D



Whn I call my lover, & she doesnt ans; its nt a big deal!
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Whn she calls me & I dnt ans; its like world war III.


When AryaBhata was correcting My aNsWeR SHeeT....
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He InVeNTeD 'ZERO'..:D


What's common between
clouds and wife...????
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When both are not around, we call it a pleasant day.. ;)


Ppl smoke n drink for a few days & get addicted to it.
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V r studying since birth.
But still v r not addicted 2 studying :P ;)


Today is WIFE DAY
Always Luv Wife
No Life without Wife
Remain Loyal &Faithful to wyf
Keep wife Happy & Satisfied
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Never mind
WHOSE WIFE